Logging

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?

by JonnoR August 14, 2012

log

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"

by El-Keter October 10, 2002

Logging

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.

by Trollhunter July 31, 2012

log

To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.

She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.

by whorrorshow May 18, 2007

The log

Part of the penis showing game.
To simply flash your cock.

I hid by the door and prepared to show the log to Dontel.

by Tempest_Beta March 1, 2006

logging it

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"

Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."

by RabarJabar June 19, 2009

Logging On

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."

by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011