logjam

when the toilet won't flush because there's a turd stuck.

I wanted to use the public toilet but it was out of order due to a logjam.

by Kliff215 February 11, 2009

Louisiana Logjam

The southern variation of the Cleveland Steamer. One person assumes a tri-pod position on the ground or other hard surface and opens his or her butt cheeks. The other squats down on top of the open asshole and defecates directly into it, thus, creating the "logjam."

She thought she was going to get the pile-driver of a lifetime, but I surprised her with a Louisiana Logjam. There was no second date.

by Tom Haley August 24, 2009

logjam

The state of a public restroom wherein each bathroom stall is occupied.

I had to use the fourth floor restroom because of the logjam on third.

by Matthew W June 11, 2006

Lordamighty

Southern slang, shortned form of phrase "lord all mighty". used instead of saying "oh my gosh" or "oh jesus"

"lordamighty, whaddya do?"
"I tried to snowborad in one inch of snow."
"again?!"

by nashville chik October 4, 2005

logjam

A gathering of dudes or hanging out with only males.

This party is a total logjam.

by Nate Gates May 13, 2005

logjam

In the course of gaining an erection. An intensely uncomfortable, or even painful sensation in your cock as it tries to rise to a full hardon but is restrained and held down by clothing, usually tight underpants or jeans.

I was following two girls up the stairs and I could see right up their little short skirts. Staring at their panties made my cock start to rise but my jeans wouldn't let it come up. WOW, did that HURT! I hate getting a "logjam" like that in public because there's no way to adjust it without people knowing what you are doing.

by Mickeymysterious1 April 25, 2009

logjammer

The act of going asscrack to asscrack with your partner in an effort for one to insert a solid turd into the other's ass.

"Arrl!" I groaned as I delivered a logjammer to my sleeping partner, "Those bran muffins really did the trick!"

by Ar_rL March 30, 2009