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Locust Democrats

A person who likes voting and advocating for progressive policies, but doesn't like living in the shitty societies those policies create.

Typically the are white, middle class, have a stable family and career, and prefer living around other white or asian people. So basically they are a republican except they vote left and consume progressive media. They like to flee leftist cities and then ruin the nice small republican towns they move to by making them more progressive. They they move to another town... Like locusts.
What do you think about the new family that moved here from Portland?

They are fucking locust Democrats.
by MrTibbsinHaul November 16, 2020
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lotus tit

The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.
On no! The lotus tit!
by Neito September 19, 2008
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Lotus Man

A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
by smallcroco May 22, 2020
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Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.
Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.
by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009
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Lethal Lotus

When a girl grabs onto a ceiling fan above a man who is laying down with a erect penis causing her to spin around on the penis. Then the girl will pull her self up and down making it a spining and up and down motion.
The sex postion was originaly invented in Connecticut and was called just the lotus until around 1980 when a girl died while in the postion from dysentary hence the "lethal" part of the name.
It is said not to be deadly, but some people say otherwise. Doctors tell people to advoid parttaking in the postion because if a penis is to big then it could rupture some inner organs. No one has repotadly died from it since the 1980 encounter.
Cindy- "Hey, want to do the 'lethal lotus'"?
Tim- "I dont know my doctor said it was kind of risky after that 1980 encounter"
Cindy- "It feels so good though"
Tim- "O.K lets do it!"
by AnalTitan January 20, 2009
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Lolus Auditus

The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.
Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"
by Harry Balswinkleniger VI October 20, 2009
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lotus paste

Yo what'd your mom pack you for lunch? PB&J?

Naw man you know I'm asian I got that lotus paste
by changpongwangthe7th September 20, 2013
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