A small town in upstate New York. Here you’ll find a mixture of white trash, gangs, snobby bitches, and trump supporters. Mainly white trash. People who still live in this shitty little town are either depressed, or on drugs.
No one ever moves here... your probably born and raised in Lockport along with your mediocre fucking family.
There’s literally nothing to do other than smoke in the woods or steal from tops. There is a huge pill epidemic and teens are starting their addictions young rather than older like their parents. xanny’s , oxy, lean, shitty vodka, and fake weed are in popular demand.
Lockport used to be a booming city with lots of people, and they thrive off of the construction of the Erie Canal. (That canal with built by Italian and Irish immigrants who were most likely slaves). The canal is now dirty and polluted.
No one ever moves here... your probably born and raised in Lockport along with your mediocre fucking family.
There’s literally nothing to do other than smoke in the woods or steal from tops. There is a huge pill epidemic and teens are starting their addictions young rather than older like their parents. xanny’s , oxy, lean, shitty vodka, and fake weed are in popular demand.
Lockport used to be a booming city with lots of people, and they thrive off of the construction of the Erie Canal. (That canal with built by Italian and Irish immigrants who were most likely slaves). The canal is now dirty and polluted.
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(John) "There's nothing to do here man, lets head over to Lockport, NY."
(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."
(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."
(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."
(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."
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