A Chevy Dodge Ram1500 drives by. It's blue with rims, exactly how James wants his future car. When he noticed the car he says "bingo key lock".
by Ashlyn1009 July 25, 2017
to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.
Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."
by Pepper Corn September 06, 2008
by vibewith.pai January 11, 2017
A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024