Lochness Monster

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

by smithy85 December 9, 2008

Lochness Poo

The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.

Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...

by SOVEREIGN1 April 5, 2010

Lochness Monster Bombs

A mixture of Jose Cuervo, Monster Energy Drink, and Promethazine-codeine cough syrup in a shot glass and then downed like a motherfuckin badass

Ryan: Yo Rick i wanna do some drinkin
Rick: Straight up dawg lets do Lochness Monster Bombs

by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010

lochness monster

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011

lochnezzy

Group full of boys who rap and became famous in the Elmhurst area. They made the group by going to the lochness area. They also attend catholic school which they are very known in there.

Lochnezzy the gang mc where we hang!!
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by Iamdayroom February 24, 2020

Locness

(adj) having characteristics of a smooth talking suave jiving ladies man

(v) the act of picking up underage girls

(adj) swag

Jenny: "Did you hear? Luis is so locness right now. My brother seen him with a youngin last night"

Sarah: "No way! I would've never guessed"

Jenny: Yeah we should call Chris Hansen on that perv

by canflentas October 23, 2012

lockness

the need to get a large handfull or grabing of an item. This term can be used for mostly anything, and needs to be used in the right context

Dave asked Ryan if he could get a lockness on some of his chips. Dave then follwed up with a hand motion that involved him almost digging into something deep.

by JVince December 14, 2006