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Lochlan Moment

A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny, and usually awkward
by Definition master 😎 January 18, 2021
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Lockland

Small village near Cincinnati. Poor, boring, and... small, Lockland has a school thats in the hole. Once a booming city, everything went to shit when P&G moved. Despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. About 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.
Guy 1: Yea, I live in Lockland.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)
by WhiteyMcWhitster April 30, 2005
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lochlan gaffney

That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.
Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!
by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015
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Lochlan

Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.
Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes.

Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.
by brick shit house August 19, 2018
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Lochlan

Perfect and Invisible. The apex of human achievement. The personification or god. Equipped with a large shlong.
He revolutionized the Indian Caste system! What an absolute Lochlan!
by Abstractnumber March 9, 2021
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Lochlann

Awsome dude with a great taste in women if he likes you then your a lucky girl
Lochlann is epic ;)
by Truth teller 59 October 15, 2019
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Lochlan Moment

A moment where is is very cringe and awkward
Girl: My Grandma just died
Me: Lochlan Moment
by Locstar2022 February 18, 2022
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