Lobsteritis

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

lobstered

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

by Belinda Vere August 05, 2007

Lobster

A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.

Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.

by Waqcku May 29, 2005

Lobster

A new way of defining the term "sunburn."

Guy 1: Damn, you're really red from that sunburn.
Guy 2: I hate being a lobster.

by IQU Now. August 22, 2009

the lobster

when you administer a shocker to two different girls at the same time.

Ahern administered the elusive lobster on those two women he met in vegas.

by kook February 16, 2005

lobster

A lobster is a sea creature that picks a partner and mates for life.

Lobsters mate for life. She's your lobster!

by pumpkinhenryjollyrancherbutts June 14, 2015

lobstering

when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts

oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda

by Sterling and dylan May 10, 2006