lms

shortened for "Lutsch meinen Schwanz" (Suck My Dick)
popularized by german rapper Kool Savas

dude1: ich mag dich!
dude2: lms!

by germandude December 28, 2005

lms

Short for Loose Meat Sammich, like Mothra Crotch...When a girls pussy is the size of a cannon ball.

Man i went to go fuck this girl last night but she was such an lms i couldn't even touch the walls

by l337b4770u54i November 26, 2004

lms

little miss shaven
as in, shaves her pussy so she doesnt have any bush downstairs.

hey holly, are you lms?
hells yeah bitch.

by hilloholly October 17, 2009

Lms

Let me see

Friend 1-This dress is so cute!
Friend 2-Omg lms

by luciferismydaddy May 24, 2017

Lms

Let me stop

Miguel: Stop playing before I actually do🤣lms😭

by Kitcat31 December 31, 2019

Lms

Let me see

Omg! Did you buy the car you told me about? Lms!

by Carlosenriquerg August 7, 2015

LMS

One meaning for "LMS" is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent Facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status.

LMS and ill make up a lie about you to improve your confidence

by nightlifecommando January 20, 2011