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liquidate

Verb (American slang): to kill another human being.
After the protection money was not delivered, Capone ordered Frank Nitti to liquidate the malefactor.
by speedog June 23, 2010
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Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011
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Liquidation Center

A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.
Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."
by shwingggah December 3, 2009
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liquidate your ass

To frick someones bum repeatedly and without mercy
"John just said 'I'm gonna liquidate your ass' so I guess that means I'm shitting pancakes for a while
by Hungbull36 December 14, 2014
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emergency blowout liquidation

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.
After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008
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Liquidate

In the dating world to liquidate is the act of "dumping" without notice or to actively seek to not hangout with opposite members of your sex in which you previously showed or faked an interest in to start anew or "fresh"

The act of Liquidation is commonly linked to players and general whores/sluts.

The commonly Liquidated consists of but is not limited to normal run of the mill plain Jane's or Joe Shmoe's.

To preform you must have a date interest that you have been seeing for about a week or two then without warning or notice when they think everything is going alright you sever all contact for your various reasons. ex: His/Her laugh is annoying, i don't like that he/she smokes, He/She talks about themselves and their issues constantly, he's/she's pretty hot and we have allot in common and he/she really seems to be interested in me but i would rather be single for no apparent reason.
"Hey man you know those 2 girls I've been seeing...Liquidated, I'm done with em!"

"Yeah dude she was really cool and i can tell she is into me big time...Liquidated!"

"Yeah the first date went great, we talked and shared allot about each other i felt a connection its just to bad I'm never going to call"
by Dgriffy February 5, 2009
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National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.
National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.
by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023
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