linford christie

(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.

My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.

by Jade Goody August 3, 2003

Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.

by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005

Linford Wristie

An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.

I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!

by Crazybear85 March 10, 2014

Linfluencer

A loser influencer. A term coined by the great shmoo himself.

If you don’t follow your reply guys your a Linfluencer - Shmoo

by Thacryptoking October 6, 2022

linford christie

to linford christie it means to run very fast in order to get somewer pretty simple really not to be confused with 'to paula radcliff it'

i had to proper linford christie it for the bus

look at this guy he's doin a linford christie

doing a bit of linford chrisite-ing to make it to the station intime

by doodeyboob May 4, 2009

do a linford

this is when you need to get somewhere very quickly or get away from somewhere very quickly.

ive got the flag boys im doin a linford

by David Alderson April 21, 2005

Linford

A sock used to soak up ejaculate after masturbation.

A cum encrusted sock

A wank sock

Don't wear THAT sock, it's a linford!
My favourite linford is so crusty its like a papier mache sock
I just found a crispy linford under little Tommy's bed

by Jennie Al March 1, 2011