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lindened

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.
My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.
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lindened

made worse by an attempt at improvement
The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.
by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007
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Lindenmeyer

When your teacher takes 2 or more weeks to grade a project.
Person 1: Dude our teacher is such a Lindenmeyer.
Person 2: I know right, he hasn't graded that project yet and its been like 2 weeks!
by AAtticus October 22, 2019
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Linda H

That lady who shot every disaster on an iPhone
A: did you shoot everyone on an iPhone

B: yeah why?
A: you must be The Linda H! Can I get an autograph ma'am?
by VegetaReviews69 March 27, 2020
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Charles Lindbergh

A fart that travels an exceptionally great distance.
I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master
by Pheecees June 27, 2021
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lindened

The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.
"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."
by Cocoanut May 8, 2007
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Till Lindemann

The frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.
Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.

David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.

Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.
by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011
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