Limpdick Hat

A slouchie beanie or slouched hat that is notorious to hipsters and douches. It looks like a limp dick.

"Ew, that guy with the limpdick hat is totally hitting on Becky even though she already told him she has a boyfriend."

by KatieN April 13, 2012

Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).

"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."

by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012

Rush Limpdick

Alternative derogatory name for Rush Limbaugh

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.

by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009

limpdickism

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.

He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018

Limpdic

A yiddish term with no actual meaning (similar to "mamash"). It can be used in contexts such as "subpar" or "lacking".

Can also be abbreviated: LD

Sister: That couple is very limpdic.
Observer: How come?
Sister: They write on each other's walls.

Girlfriend: My sister is very limpdic.
Biyfriend: How come?
Girlfriend: She has red hair.

by SixthSchlussel October 19, 2010

Limp dick retard

1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.

2.what u call some idiot you don't like

Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!

by Ravman123 May 4, 2011

Limp dick ghosting

When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time

Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.

by S707 May 28, 2018