1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.
by RealNerd May 20, 2014
When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.
by Michael_Hunt August 02, 2009
I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up
by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017
by Yoarba July 10, 2012
A slouchie beanie or slouched hat that is notorious to hipsters and douches. It looks like a limp dick.
"Ew, that guy with the limpdick hat is totally hitting on Becky even though she already told him she has a boyfriend."
by KatieN February 16, 2012
The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).
by PomegranateKatie January 31, 2012