llamaphobia

The fear of losing your llama

Ah I have a llama now I have llamaphobia

by bonesandsuicide October 14, 2015

Llamaphobia

Llamaphobia is an abnormal and irrational fear of being recorded by old white LLAMAS.

If you don't like being recorded on a public platform you have llamaphobia.
"I do not consent to being recorder in a public platform by da llamas"

by DA LLAMAS🦙 May 31, 2023

Linguaphobia

(noun) Linguaphobia is described as the fear of foreign or unknown languages. The term 'Linguaphobia' began rising in popularity after huge ethnic neighbourhoods of people speaking in foreign languages continued to sprout up mainly in Europe due to the mass migration of refugees. 'Linguaphobia' is on track to become a new pedantic insult directed at people that do not want their national language to be replaced by unassimilating foreigners in their own country.

Greg: "Just look at what's happening to this town, for crying out loud, just about half of the people here don't even speak English these days..."
Simon: "Hey Greg, I didn't take you for a nazi with linguaphobia! These fighting aged refugees fled their country because of economic issues, they didn't have time to learn our language, and so what if their birth rate is twice as high as ours and their language is on track to be the dominant one by the turn of the century!"
Greg: "I'm not linguaphobic, Simon! I couldn't give a damn which language someone speaks, I just don't want my people's national language being replaced!"
Mohammed: "كنت الخنازير الغربية !"

by kano mate how are ya? June 13, 2018

Linguaphobia

Linguaphobia is described as the fear of foreign or unknown languages. The term 'Linguaphobia' began rising in popularity after huge ethnic neighbourhoods of people speaking in foreign languages continued to sprout up mainly in Europe due to the mass migration of refugees. 'Linguaphobia' is on track to become a new pedantic insult directed at people that do not want their national language to be replaced by unassimilating foreigners in their own country.

Greg: "Just look at what's happening to this town, for crying out loud, just about half of the people here don't even speak English these days..."
Simon: "Hey Greg, I didn't take you for a nazi with linguaphobia! These fighting aged refugees fled their country because of economic issues, they didn't have time to learn our language, and so what if their birth rate is twice as high as ours and their language is on track to be the dominant one by the turn of the century!"
Greg: "I'm not linguaphobic, Simon! I couldn't give a damn which language someone speaks, I just don't want my people's national language being replaced!"
Mohammed: "كنت الخنازير الغربية !"

by kano mate how are ya? June 13, 2018

leighaphobia

The fear of not being able to spell your friend leighas name

Leighaphobia is when you don’t know how to spell the name leigha

by Jaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkk August 26, 2020

Liamphobia

Liamphobia: the irrational hatred/fear of anyone outside of your gender, skin colour, accent or sexuality.

"My god, he is so liamphobic."

Liamphobia: the irrational hatred/fear of anyone outside of your gender, skin colour, accent or sexuality.

by _mantis November 22, 2021

linaphobia

being scared of a lesbian called lina moscalenco

I'm linaphobic. also known as linaphobia

by abebrr March 21, 2022