I am lightweight!!!
by fantasywizards December 2, 2020

p1: Get me another beer mate!!!!!!
p2: I wouldn't, he's pissed already.
p3: Yeah, he is such a lightweight.
p2: I wouldn't, he's pissed already.
p3: Yeah, he is such a lightweight.
by Ryan K S July 9, 2006

"Is his girlfriend fine?"
"She ain't fine, but she ain't ugly, so I guess she lightweight fine blud"
"She ain't fine, but she ain't ugly, so I guess she lightweight fine blud"
by whozgotdmunchies aka ur favorite negro November 18, 2004

by itz nuthin 2 me biatch February 13, 2005

old man drinking:how many have you had kid?
kid: 10...haha how about you haha??
old man drinking: 26...and i'm not even buzzing...i remember when i was a kid like you i could get drunk off of 12...now it takes anout 34 to get me drunk.
kid: daaamn hahahaha.....i am soo drunk right now haha
old man drinking: hmph...lightweight.
kid: 10...haha how about you haha??
old man drinking: 26...and i'm not even buzzing...i remember when i was a kid like you i could get drunk off of 12...now it takes anout 34 to get me drunk.
kid: daaamn hahahaha.....i am soo drunk right now haha
old man drinking: hmph...lightweight.
by fathomthisbitch August 1, 2008

someone who pukes after like a few drinks when there friend is chugging them down with ease
being a lightweight is nothing to do with height or size its just who has a stronger stomach
being a lightweight is nothing to do with height or size its just who has a stronger stomach
Boy 1: "OMG! did you see that girl last night?
Boy 2: "Yeahh dude, that one that was throwing up all over the place?
Boy 1: lol .. her friend was hammering them down..
Boy 2: OWNED
Both: such a lightweight
Boy 2: "Yeahh dude, that one that was throwing up all over the place?
Boy 1: lol .. her friend was hammering them down..
Boy 2: OWNED
Both: such a lightweight
by geniusperson February 10, 2010

by ftw229 September 14, 2016
