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Litpost

When the posts are just too lit to handle. Derived from Lit + Post
That’s a very litpost

Jake: Hey check out this gif of Weiser doing a backflip!

Corey: Respectfully, that post is bussin. What a litpost!
by lol my name is lol May 9, 2021
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jason lightfoot

a dick who does wrestling and who is gay as fuck
by jason lightfoot March 25, 2016
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lightfooted

LIGHTFOOTED

/lītfo͝oted/

verb

1. Being shot, stabbed, murdered by the intentional negligence of individual in a leadership role.
More Than 30 people were LIGHTFOOTED over the weekend in Chicago
by cloudslicer October 19, 2020
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Litpost

A group of sussy boys and girls who have nothing better to do than openly vent and accuse each other of being the impostor.
Mati: hey is that the litpost table?
Ronnie: yessir my boy, you can clearly tell because they connected two tables just to add two extra seats, because when you connect two tables you lose two full table lengths of seating so the added seats are very few for the table space used.
Mati: Sickkk let’s head over there and gobble some glizzies
by lol my name is lol January 9, 2022
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Gordon Lightfoot

Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.

He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.

Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2020
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Light post

when a guy is laying on a bed with his erect penis up and she jumps of a diving board and lands on him with her legs spread apart and his penis goes inside her vagina.
yo jerry, my girlfriend gave me the best light post ever.
jerry: thats lit dude!
by Abd al Alim May 1, 2018
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Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.
Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."
by Jpm26 September 7, 2016
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