liposuction

to lay dinosour eggs then go dance with them in africa!

you need to go get liposuction.

by HockeyStar1 September 30, 2007

Old Fashioned Liposuction

When someone shakes the muffin tops of his friend until they fall off.

Corey: If you don't stop quoting scrubs, I'm going to give you an old fashioned liposuction

by Shape-Ups February 6, 2012

liposuction

when the ground is shaking or an earthquake.

Oh no! The ground is liposuction!

by 『Otaku』 May 9, 2022

lipsosuction

A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.

Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.

by QuacksO December 12, 2022

Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.

“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”

by Gregory Finkleworth July 27, 2024

Mexican Liposuction

When lizards eat your fat and grow BBLs from it.

"Shes so big and broke she should get a Mexican Liposuction"

by Izzygrizzly June 18, 2025