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What a wonderful day, such a beautiful day. No one truly knows what will happen next. Life can be so rude and disgusting at the same time, so we give you the one powerful thing you need to become. That is to become l i f e l e s s!
Once you are lifeless, you are now free from being who you are negatively! If you watch Fox News, you are also lifeless!
Isn't that beauty, my dear?
Douche : *beats him too much*
Fukley : *becomes depressed and decides to end his life*
Douche : Oh, what a lifeless body, quick lets hide it and do naughty things with it!
Lifeless by StalinTheGreat April 8, 2020
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a person can be lifeless if has no attitude and is dry.
bob- i found a job!
max-cool.
max is lifeless.
Lifeless by mr bean is hot November 27, 2021
Person who lives meaningless life, for example, student whose gpa is 3.92/4 and retakes one class to make it 4 gpa again
Jhon is very lifeless boy, He devotes all his time to study and playing PlayStation in laliga
Lifeless by Lifeless person December 9, 2021
Person who does not have meaningful life. For example, student whose gpa is 3.96 and he retakes class which he got A- just to make his gpa 4 again.
Jhon is very lifeless person, he devotes all his life to study and playing pes21 in laliga
Lifeless by Lifeless person December 9, 2021
Literally playing a game for 2 weeks straight and becoming maxed with a test in less than 1 week. Having No Bitches!!
I started playing Blox Fruits yesterday now I'm maxed. Truly Fucking Lifeless.
Lifeless by Naynigga May 29, 2022

Lifeless Yoda 

An inanimate object that is strapped to your back thus weighing you down.
Sorry I'm late for class. This lifeless yoda must weigh 50 pounds.
Lifeless Yoda by DuckFarts February 8, 2010

Lifeless Limbo 

It's a place that the mind goes to escape the torments of the world. It is either Heaven or Hell, but whether a place of total tranquility.
I'm not dead, nor am I alive. I have been in Lifeless Limbo for the past 4 years.