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The middle of Lidl

The perineum. The guiche. The bit between your junk and arse hole.
Darling, can you please apply some moisturiser to the middle of Lidl? It's stinging like a motherfucker.
by Samuel Martin Crique December 8, 2019
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Lidentity

A false identity made up of lies and tall-stories created by people to attract attention and mask their mediocrity.

Emo-kids are a prime example; 9/10 cases, their lives are problem free and they just say their lives are crap to get attention.
"Shit, dude. Mikey's been slitting his wrists again. His dad bullies him constantly."
"Bullpies; his dad's a great guy and devout Christian. Mikey's got a lidentity"

"Pete Wentz attempted suicide, he must have some serious problems."
"Can it, douchebag. He's in a super-successful multi-platinum band and he's dating Ashlee Simpson. His life's way better than mine'll ever be!"
"Sheesh, talk about lidentity."
by Shatty Fatmas October 23, 2007
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Lilnaanbread

This guy is the maddest cunt ever.......Drops actual fire songs!!!

GO LISTEN TO HIM!!
Soo keen when LilNaanBread drops a song!!!
by Olliegrosj April 25, 2019
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lilnigga

A word used when niggas see a lil nigga do some hype shit
A gang of niggas: lilnigga lilnigga lilnigga
by tamool August 3, 2019
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lilNADs

The junior organization related to National Activity Day (NAD) in San Francisco's Fort Mason park. Participants (lilNADders) train in a variety of disciplines such as running, hand-eye coordination, and root beer consumption. Members of lilNADers are similar to NADders except that they possess underdeveloped Basic Arial Leverage and Leaping Skills (B.A.L.L.S.). When they come of age, lilNADders must pass the two parts of the Basic Arial Leverage and Leaping Skills Demonstration of Ruthlessly Outstanding Performance (B.A.L.L.S. D.R.O.P.). At which point the lilNADder is awarded full membership and completes his inaugural lap around Fort Mason park as a true NADder.
"Dude... did you see those kids? I'm pretty sure one of them jumped on top of a building to catch a frisbee."
"What?!? That must be the lilNADs training. Whatever you do DO NOT MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT with one of the kids or you will forever be plagued with a severe sense of inferiority. That, and you'll have an inexplicable craving for Kraft blue box mac n cheese."
by evee746 February 4, 2010
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Lidl

the second cheapest store you could go to, second only to Aldi

their krave knockoffs are pretty mint though
Person 1: I'm going to Lidl
Person 2: get me some of those Choco Hazelnut Pillows
Person 3: weren't they called Nougat Pillows before
by WasabiOS March 30, 2020
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lidl

An adjective used in EU internet cultures to denote the poor quality of a person, place, or thing. It's meaning is derived from the discount supermarket chain "Lidl", which is known for its poor quality and cheap prices.

Comparable "dollar-store" or "Walmart" or "Made in China".
John: "This toaster broke after only one use!"

Steve: "Hah, lidl toaster, LULW"
by master_of_gays March 10, 2021
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