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Licensed To Troll

A title for someone that is so conformed and devoted to trolling that someone or everyone that is not their enemy has actually given them the license to troll because they are so good they'll tear you a new one without even having to exert oneself. See vitoism
Coolkid2341 Enters the chat.

Coolkid2341: can sum1 tel me how 2 kil dis guy???? help plz

Generic-name: Stop displaying your abilities to dodge coat hangers and remove yourself from my chat, you cunt-face little noob.

Coolkid2341 Leaves the chat.

Chatregular: Dude you are totally Licensed To Troll.
by |DG| Cheese November 11, 2009
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007 Licensed to thrill

man of many talents,, all non-typical ,,totally Bond like,, could launch the space shuttle with a martini in one hand and a mega babe in the other,while ordering oysters Rockefeller,caviar,and asti spumanti to be waiting for them when they land on the moon for a dinner appetizer...
hitcher: Dude I was thumbing the I-5 from Portland to Seattle, when this Bondmoblie pulls up,and this "007 Licensed to thrill hipcat with major Tats, and the stereo roaring out tasty licks from S.R.V. I say, how far you going ?? Driver: usually I go all the way,,, but, in your case,, hows Tumwater sound ?? Hitcher: cool,, and we make the next 103 miles in like less than 55 mins. pulls-over drops me,, and sez ,,next time we'll try it blindfolded,,Hitcher: too cool to be true ....
by Wilma Fingerdew September 30, 2009
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slut license

The current crop of misogynist politicians consider any prescription for birth control pills to be little more than a slut license, in effect giving young women permission to be promiscuous.
by paulpaxman December 18, 2013
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drivers license

- Dude did you hear that new song Drivers License ??

- Yea bro, ngl i cried.
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Driver’s license

Hey have you listen to the song Driver’s license?
Yeah it’s all over my fyp
by Halouinm January 10, 2021
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drivers license

this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.
david: hey how are you?
julie: drivers license.
david: let me give you a hug then
by owoitsquack February 25, 2021
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unholy license

A term defining an existing object or concept that violates natural laws and proves its own existence as nullity
Bro, 2017s Justice League is an unholy license.
by Rice rice March 31, 2021
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