Lexsie

That one girl that no matter how sad you are you can’t help but smile when she smiles. The type of girl you feel blessed just to have in your life. The girl you thank god for every night. It feels as if god is giving you a preview of Heaven...

She must be a lexsie

by Justanotheboy172783 January 2, 2020

lexiconda

A man whose vocabulary is larger than most others.

Compared to the ESLs that Adam typically dated, Aidan was practically a lexiconda when it came to dirty talk.

by Laughlynne July 13, 2016

lexicunt

At Long Beach State University in California, a group of English Literature majors of the class of 1994 took to calling girls who were rather stupid, but threw around large words, often incorrectly used and pronounced, as a means to appear smarter than they actually were "lexicunts."
It's a cross between the word lexicon, which basically means 'a group of words one knows', and cunt, which is a derogatory word for female used to express hatred.
This group of english majors thought they were extremely clever, and others aparently thought they were, too, because the term is used among english majors to this day, although now it is used to denote "any english major (male or female) who is not particularly bright, but knows a lot of big words."

The other day, Jimmy said, and I quote, "The third floor study hall of the library is the last bastion of quietude, a paradox of virtually uninhibited sofa chairs." what a lexicunt. He should just drop out of school.

by darius sunofovich January 5, 2005

Lexicon

1) A collection of vernacular or terms related to a specific industry or group.
2) Some smartass' book of big words.

1) In the Chemistry Lexicon, diffusion is the process by which molecules spread out over time for an even dispersal.
2) In the Carnie's Lexion, selling stupid shit to dumbass fair-goers is called making money.

by Simerly January 29, 2004

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Lexsi

She’s a person who is very pretty/ beautiful, but she always says she’s ugly. She is very popular and loved by many people. She loves animals. She has many friends. Lexsi is a person u should hold onto and never let go.

That must be a Lexsi....

by Peanut6705 January 25, 2018

lexicunt

One who uses unnecessarily large words where shorter words would suffice.

Tautology? What's tautology, you lexicunt?

by JB17979 April 28, 2005