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Lentil

Someone who is trying way too hard to fit into the scene or emo crowd.

Dresses in ways that they think are stereotypically emo or scene.
Girl 1: OMG did you see that girl with the bbycks tee shirt and hello kitty hairclips?
Girl 2: I know, urgh, what a lentil
by NeverShoutDaniel! July 20, 2009
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Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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lentil

a person who attempts and fails miserably and embarassasingly at being:

emo
scene
goth
punk
skinhead
headbanger
any other sort of subculture

they usually assume they are very cool by doing this and often proclaim they dont care about these names

FUCK OFF
dude did you see that guy werain eyeliner

yeah what a lentil
by sad(istic) panda October 29, 2009
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Lentils

A young scene kid or emo kid that's new in town.
Or younger/new generation that only just started being in the city everyday and try to dress up as scene kids but fail really badly.
Ed "What's those noise outside of maccas?"
Scott "It's those goddam lentils hanging around!"
Ed "But isn't lentils... beans?"
Scott "No they're annoying little scene kids"
by krugz October 1, 2009
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skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.
Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
by Zanga7 March 30, 2017
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Lentilist

Lentilist is a derogatory term for anyone with anti-car, anti-progress, anti-capitalist views. It particularly applies to filthy, scummy layabouts who spend their time protesting outside power stations instead of getting a fucking job, or middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex.

The term is derived from the assumption that people of this kind would rather eat lentils than a big juicy steak.

Also see: sandalist, yoghut weaver
Jane: "Oh, you shoud cycle to work, it's soooo much better for the environment"
Bob: "Fuck off you lentilist"
by Witchfinder March 21, 2007
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Lenilugaw

When a brain turns into a watery substance.
Bakit hindi mo nasagot ng tama yung tanong sayo kanina? Na lenilugaw ba yang utakk mo?
by ADLIClondon February 7, 2020
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