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to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.
(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2015
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wash your mouth with lemon juice

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2013
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gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.
by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023
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to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2014
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lemon juicing

Noun
1. a sexual activity in which one partner (Partner-A, the lemon-juicer) lies down on their back with their chin pointing upward, while the other partner (Partner-B, the Lemon) squats, spreads their buttocks, and then places their anus around the tip of Partner-A's chin. Partner-B then spins themselves in a counter-clockwise direction until fluid from their anus is squeezed out and begins to flow into Partner-A's mouth. This sexual act has been colloquially dubbed "Lemon-Juicing" due to its visual resemblance to the scene of a lemon fruit being juiced. Partner-A’s chin is said to resemble a tool known as a Lemon-Juicer that is used in the lemon juicing process, while Partner-B’s anus is said to resemble the half of a lemon fruit that is undergoing the juicing process.
Examples:
- Since the two of them saw fit to begin lemon juicing while the night was young, he delicately spread his ass cheeks and sat on her chin until the fluid ran into her mouth.

- “Bro, Charles and Haley were totally lemon juicing on the couch earlier, and Charles told me he drank all of the ass-juices himself!”
by Delta January 29, 2017
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Orcutt Lemon Juicer

The act of urinating in a womans vagina during intercourse and proceeding to eat her out.
Kyle gave Kelly an Orcutt Lemon Juicer and now his tounge is yellow.
by O-Town123456789 April 13, 2009
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