A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.
They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
Brother: Do you know where Cody is?
Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!
Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!
Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012
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1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.
2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.
3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.
4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".
2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.
3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.
4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".
Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.
You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.
You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.
by Dr. Mountain July 12, 2015
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Get the Lumberghini mug.Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!
by foayo December 4, 2013
Get the lumberjack grandslam mug.When a man and his horny bitch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. He rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. He then cums on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. He then beats his dick on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.
I gave that bitch Noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. I dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.
by Master TC December 21, 2009
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Person 1: I can't get that picture out of my head of Michael lebbering his girlfriend!
Person 2: Yeah dude it was really disturbing...
Person 3: Hai I'm artyom.
Person 2: Yeah dude it was really disturbing...
Person 3: Hai I'm artyom.
by Jorikito December 9, 2010
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