2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
Get the 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat mug.When you're playing games/texting while taking a dump and you inadvertently cut off the circulation to your legs, causing your legs to fall asleep.
Dude, yesterday I was taking a dump and I played pacman for so long that I got the worst case of iPhone legs ever!
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Get the iPhone legs mug.Skinny, nicely shaped legs that usually resemble the legs of a frontman of a Pop Punk band, hence the term "Pop Punk legs". Usually the person wears Shorts/Skinny jeans with Vans, Converse, Toms, etc.
Me: "Hey you have really Pop Punk legs!"
Random guy: "Uh... Thanks?"
Me: "They're just skinny and nicely shaped,"
Random guy: "Uh... Thanks?"
Me: "They're just skinny and nicely shaped,"
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Get the Legos mug.A term used by people of high political status, such as a mayor, a chief, a selectman, a representative, a president, what have you. This term is commonly used to be synonymous with "I have to poop", but this version is used to make conversation less awkward.
Barack Obama leaned over to Vladimir Putin during an interview and said "Pardon me, I have to uuuuh...well, let's just say I should be passing legislation."
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