multi layer cake

When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.

Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.

by Rod J. Cocksman December 21, 2008

onions have layers

ONIONS HAVE LAYERS WE NEED NEED LAYERS SHREK WOULD BE PROUD

Onions have LAYERS!!!!

by Shrek would be proud April 5, 2019

laterz

Another way of saying goodbye

"I will see you guys tomorrow. Laterz!"

by Bill Gregory February 26, 2004

Layered Like Pie

A sarcastic counter-expression used when someone has claimed that a person is "layered" – in the sense that while they might be bitter or sour on the outside, on the inside they're actually sweet. The expression refers to the idea that as with the pastry in question, while the top seems crusty and mean – and there might be some sweetness underneath – at the TRUE core of the person, they really ARE just crusty and mean. So the expression refers to someone who is truly rotten to the core, and that the sugar they throw out is merely a ploy to try to keep people from realizing this. Charismatic serial killers, or brutal tyrants, for example, are layered like pie.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.

Penny: At first I thought he was kind of cheesy–
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.

Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!

by Astrolounge January 16, 2010

Boozone Layer

A natural threshold of alcohol intake one must exceed in order to get drunk.

Dude, I am so far passed the Boozone Layer, I'm seeing stars!

by The Real Beast From the East August 31, 2021

Beefy 5 layer

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.

Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!

by Austin Pealy May 30, 2016

Liquor Layer

drinking enough liquor until you don't need to bring a jacket in cold weather; equivalent to a beer blanket.

Josh: It's gonna be so cold outside but i don't want to worry about a jacket..

Sarah: Drink 'till you have your liquor layer!!

Josh: That's a great idea!!!

by JMU Boss January 24, 2010