Texas Lawnmower

A sexual act were the couple are doing it doggy style, then the one who is doing all the work grabs their partners arms leaving them only on their knees. Then the person holding the arms proceeds to push the other around the room making motor noises while still fucking.

Johnny gave me a Texas Lawnmower last night, it was wierd.

by KinkyCarl January 23, 2014

Lawsowned

During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.

In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.

Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."

Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"

Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"

by Galois September 14, 2011

lawnmower man

an extreme acid trip where the environment becomes hostile and unreal, much like that in the movie Lawnmower Man

"Yo, everything's going all lawnmower man..."

by JCh December 25, 2002

fight with a lawnmower

A short haircut. As if lawnmower had mowed over their head.

All right mate, had a fight with a lawnmower?

by Stern Boller April 30, 2011

Alabama Lawnmower

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style with his family member, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.

Sheila had rugburn on her face after I performed a Alabama Lawnmower on her.

by Fachi07 March 6, 2019

Lawnmower Start

When you pull a Butt Plug / Anal Beads out of your girl's ass and shit sprays like a geyser onto the bed

"god damn, I really did the ol' Lawnmower Start on my girl last night" "Shit man, you must be into scat then?"

by Captain Fuck Knuckle August 18, 2022

Dusty lawnmower

When one man takes it upon himself to get with five girls at once. This takes talent and skill. One girl is on blowjob duty while another one eats your ass. The third girl sits on your face and the last two girls are getting double finger banged.

Hey Karen, do you and your friends want to have a dusty lawnmower.

by PooksTrapHouse December 31, 2019