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Carpenter’s Laugh

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happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy
Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*
by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018
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Than’s laugh

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Than’s laugh makes me between 9 and 11 inches
by TheFake_Cake April 3, 2021
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Anthony's Fake Laugh

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First used in a CAH video.
The laugh of Anthony (BigJigglyPanda) is so crazy it can't POSSIBLY be real
I'm always turned on by Anthony's Fake Laugh.
by anthony's fake laugh February 13, 2018
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Laugh-Splosion

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An uncontrollable, extremely obnoxious explosion of pent up comedic energy.
That was so funny I couldn't contain my Laugh-splosion, I think I might have pissed myself a little bit.
by Draeger Meister August 12, 2009
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E-Laugh Scale

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The E-Laugh Scale is a scale that compares what people type in on e-mails/text when they "laugh" to what they are really doing as they type it. The scale was developed after scientific research based upon people's real actions when they type in certain laughing abbreviations over the internet. The E-Laugh Scale is as follows:

1 - haha - sitting there staring at the screen, said only to make the other person feel good about their story.

2 - lol - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said could be accepted as funny, but doesn't really find it funny at all.

3 - lmao / lmfao - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said is a little hilarious and puts on a small and unnoticeable grin.

4 - LOL / LMAO / LMFAO - the person looks at the message, reads it over again to make sure he's reading it right, then leans back in his/her chair with a kind of big smile, because he thought it was a little more funny.

5 - HAHAHAHAHA - the person looks at the message and thinks its pretty funny, and begins to give a small, quiet laugh, because he thought what the other person said was just plain funny.

6 - LOLOLOLOL - the person thinks the message was pretty funny and gives a slightly louder, but short laugh.

7 - A combination of 4, 5, and 6 - the person thinks the message is very funny, and starts to laugh really hard.
a person is watching his friend text his girlfriend

(guy 1 types in "haha lol")

Guy 2: Dude you aren't even laughing, the E-Laugh Scale was right. LIAR!!"

Guy 1: STFU
by iLOLLOL April 13, 2010
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Laugh Slam

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“Laugh slam”. Laugh slam is the unexpected comment that creates uncontrollable giggles and or laughter in some one else. It is not a laugh slam if it is premeditated.
If a homie catch you off guard with a comment that makes you laugh so hard that you are crying you got laugh slammed.
by Robzilla VanCity July 14, 2021
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Laugh Sex

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Laugh sex is a fun sexual act (used mostly as foreplay) performed for female satisfaction. The woman must first straddle her partner placing her vagina on her partner’s lower abdomen. In order for laugh sex to work, the woman must humor her partner to the point where he/she cannot help but burst out into laughter. The abdominal vibrations caused by the powerful laughter press up against the woman’s vaginal region therefore giving her immense pleasure.
Jeff noticed that Darla popped in the Borat DVD instead of the usual porn. This must mean she wants laugh sex.
by Phyllis Ointman August 16, 2010
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