lassie

A dog that shouldn't have ever come home.

I liek teh lassie!!!!!11

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lassie

when some one has pigtails and there is one piece hanging out in the middle, this word can also be used to describe any chunk of hair out of place

Hey, you have a lassie.

by daisypenguin April 14, 2010

Lassy

A Scottish classy lesbian

Melanie: Look at that Scottish lesbian.. She's so classy.

Elizabeth: Yeah sister, she's a Lassy!

by Rosemary Humpledink December 10, 2012

Lassi

a lazy guy who always is at the computer

-Why is Brian always at the computer?
-I don't know he must be a Lassi

by sumppi April 10, 2019

bhang lassi

A traditonal Indian beverage often drunk during the holiday of Holi. Usually made out of sweetened yogurt with a large quantity of extremely pure hash oil, it is extremely potent and without a doubt one of the greatest things for a tourist to try in India.

I woke up in the middle of the fucking desert after a bhang lassi in Jaisalmer.

by bhanggod January 12, 2009

Hairy Lassie

The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.

That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.

by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009

Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007