Lapeering

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

by OG! December 13, 2013

Lapeer

A place where you are going to run into wannabe hicks, emos, sluts, jocks, and just plain joes. There is nothing to do here unless walking around Wal-Mart and trying to get kicked out or seeing a movie every weekend tickles your fancy. Lapeer is very spread apart, meaning if you want to go to your friends house it may take 20 - 25 minutes to get there. There is two highschools in Lapeer, East and West. West is known for their athletics and their you will find many of those wannabe hicks i mentioned earlier there and way to many girls with fake hair died to the blackest they can get it. East is more known for their academics and their you will find a bunch of nerds, a slew of emos that hang at one or two areas in the school, jocks who are total assholes, and overly bronzed girls who like to get fucked up every weekend. Wether you like it or not living in when Lapeer, you will have drama. Welcome to the lovely place called Lapeer!

Joe: You going to Lapeer for the weekend?

You: Yes, i am!

Joe: Good luck finding anything to do or people to meet!

by lallalolol December 29, 2010

lareesa

A beautiful young woman who is very athletic and perfect in every way. She is very caring and loving and will always make you smile even when she's at her worst. She can be sexual at some times and can have an inappropriate sense of humor. She is loyal and honest and if you have her in your life never ever let her go

Person 1. BRO that girl is so beautiful she must be a lareesa!
Person 2. Damn she's hot

by Dougie dougie July 18, 2017

Laureen

Laureens worst qualities are that they can be jealous, passive aggressive, and unemotional. Yet, these weaknesses are also their strengths. For example, their jealousy drives them to be protective and loyal. There are passive aggressiveness often helps to keep the peace and descalate confrontation. Since they are unemotional, they tend to be analytical and can problem solve quite well. Finally, Laureens tend to age well and like birds and dogs.

Person 1: Where is Laureen?

Person 2: outside feeding her birds.

by OOO! June 14, 2019

Lepreezy

To be super relaxed/chill

Man, did you see that 540 flip down that hubba? Sewa Kroetkov is looking lepreezy today...

by xbrentaix March 3, 2015

Lapeer Highschool

This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.

“Where do you go?”
“Lapeer Highschool”
“Damn bro that god awful, atleast ur football team is good”

by Biiit loo December 19, 2018

LaPresha

One of the most amazing friends anyone could ask for, she'll always be there for you, if you find a friend like her, don't be dumb and say something to lose an amazing friend. She's super gorgeous and loyal and trusting. She don't look like a pig >.< and likes you facebook pictures a lot, but you love her no matter what, and she just loves panda facts(:

-Who's that girl that ?
The one who is gorgeous?
-Yeah.
LaPresha.(:

by TaylorFrancis November 28, 2012