by Jack🔥 April 15, 2019
Get the National sit on lap day mug.A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.
From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:
Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
by Wog October 18, 2004
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usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so
by dawn June 15, 2002
Get the lap dance mug.A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. Think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022
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by Black Dawg August 25, 2014
Get the Loyal Lap Dog mug.A woman moves her titties and ass all over a man, making him feel hard and excited. Sometimes she vigorously shakes her body/ass/tits.
Last night, Samantha gave Jack a lap dance. She rubbed her hot, oily ass all over him. His penis was as hard as a metal pole. He slapped her ass a few times to try and help his ass desire, but it only made his dick harder. Then, she turned around, sat on him, and shook her ass and titties all around. After that, Jack's dick was so hard and he was so excited that he needed more booty.
by Genius/Ambiguous August 2, 2015
Get the Lap Dance mug.A short, "spunky" or "perky" woman who wears high heels to compensate for her inferior height, wears power suits, always has a cell phone against her ear, and talks about her great corporate job. Lap dog women are usually thin (but can be chunky), are "cute," and always say that everything else is cute ie "that skirt is soooo CUTE!" Lap dog women often order coffee drinks that are excrutiatingly precise, ie "I'll have a grande skim half-caf soy mocha with sugar-free caramel, extra foam, 180 degrees, and no whip." Lap dog women also wear lots of makeup, are always having their hair done, hit the gym, and drive SUVs or jettas and acuras. Lap dog women perceive themselves as "together," "hip," "organized," and "upbeat." Others perceive them as ambitious soccer moms who just haven't let themselves go (yet). Lap dog women are usually in their 20s and 30s, newly married, and probably rely on their husbands to pay the real bills so they can keep buying $400 handbags. Many lap dog women were members of sororities in college and majored in business in college (particularly marketing). Lap dog women do not usually earn graduate degrees, although some opt for the MBA. Lap dog women are symbols of corporate success and mainstream, mind-numbingly mundane and superficial US culture. Lap dog women exist throughout the US, but are most frequently seen in southern California and in larger cities in the Midwest. It is their dream to land a great corporate job in New York City (of course) where they would have more access to "cute" designer clothes. Lap dog women are known for their fake and perky "can-do" attitude, saying "great" and "cute" and for pronouncing every vowel as if it were 10,000 shorts A's ie "I haave to go to the baa--(like a sheep)--hroom."
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