laconic

A word derived from the region of Greece named Laconia, the capital city of which is Sparta. It means to speak in a concise way, as the Spartans often did.

Philip II of Macedon: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

Sparta: "If."

^that's laconic^

by enote August 1, 2012

rose lalonde

A young girl from the web comic Homestuck Who is goth. She has a dead cat named Jaspers, and a slight obsession with a chulthu like creature. She likes to crochet

Friend: rose lalonde? Who's that?
Me: We can't be friends anymore

by HappyJuice June 8, 2016

lagony

The agony you feel while waiting for the internet to load.

This game is taking so long to load! Oh, the lagony!

by Pisces_butterfly April 14, 2021

Landon James Sweatman

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.

Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman

by jedgard October 15, 2021

Ray Lamontagne

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.

Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.

by Philbert 77 December 9, 2008

Landonize

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.

The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.

by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009

Laconic

An adjective used to describe individuals who are brief in speech and communication; some one who is quiet and answers questions and talks in short answers and sentences.

Laconic individuals get straight to the point, where in some instances people may misconstrue it as rudeness or creepiness.

Person: Have we met?
Laconic person: No.
Person: But you know me.
Laconic Person: I know of you. We haven't met.
Person: So how exactly do you know me?
Laconic Person: I see you.
Person: Where? In public or in advertisements?
Laconic Person: Yes.
Person: Which one?
Laconic Person: Both.

by Khamileon November 27, 2011