landlosise

where a vampire decides it is in their best interest to keyboard smash something pronounceable

The landlosise was so immaculate that the girl sounded it out before she was bitten for her -O blood.

by vapiremother May 27, 2023

Ladlespracket

An annoying egotistic swat who thinks he is funny. Someone who thinks everybody loves him while they hate him.

Annoyed youth: "Simon you are such a ladlespracket"
Simon: "I don't comprehend what you mean. Please speak in propper english."
Annoyed youth: "You are such an annoying egotistic dickhead. Go back to the library."
Simon: -Cries- "FINE I WILL!" -runs to library-

by Storeytime March 30, 2010

Landes

A super cute guy! Sweet to literally everyone. He is very athletic and competitive and is a sore loser. He has the brightest blue eyes and a good body. He is everyone's dream guy. You're very lucky if you get one, because he loves with all his heart.

I wanna date a Landes!

by geeklychic January 28, 2020

lankles

when both of your ankles are considered lankles. when your ankles are scrawny and sticklike.

oh my god, you have two lankles?

by lanklesz October 27, 2020

laidless

A lack of satisfaction, resulting from a severe lack of personal grooming. A male scrotum has a tendency to acquire a noxious odor when the pubes are not trimmed, and properly lathered. Females are not immune to this condition, however usually catch the early warning symptoms, and correct the condition. Early symptoms include gonad dreads, dead tuna and holes in the underwear.

Dude, that Barry, he's so stinky, he's laidless.

by black sheep des March 5, 2009

Langles

langles, the infamous member on the Langan family known for being a bit "unique" in many aspects of life.

Renouned for his bizarre music taste, even more bizarre friends but suprisingly good taste in girls.

When langles is at a party, everybody gets chugged!

a typical phrase of Langles: "the party doesnt stop till everybody's chugged! including you pond boy!"

by blackjam May 8, 2009

Landestoney

The emotion of feeling alone in a crowded room

I don't belong here, I'm consumed by landestoney.

by Emmadorean January 17, 2011