Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.

"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"

by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011

Landing Pad

Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.

"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."

"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."

by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010

Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

landing pad hifi

Landing Pad HiFi has the expressed goal of countering the negative tendencies in music today. Landing Pad HiFi is a collective of DJ’s, Musicians, Producers, and Promoters founded in Dallas in the spring of 1994. Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!

Right now is a special time for all kinds of music. Any thing you might want to hear you can. Just Listen.

by Joe and Angie April 30, 2005

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012