lazycapped

Someone who is usually, however not always morbidly obese but has no recognizable disability, yet insists on driving around town on a motorized scooter designed for real handicapped people.

Stevie: "Wow how sad is that guy on his scooter, all gimped up".
Angus: "Hell no, he ain't handicapped, he's just lazycapped...look at him get up and walk into the burger joint".

by Canuck Pitbull February 18, 2009

lazy cunt

a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit

oi john chuck us a cone

john: nah cant be fkd cunt

u fkn LAZY CUNT

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

Lamiya

Kind, sensitive, intellectual, and a deep thinker. Lamiya has a great sense of humor and when she's mean it's really mean, no joke. However, She always try's to do the best choice for others and herself. She dosent like to be the main center of attention much and same as other people, she is unique and tries her own way of things. She dosnt mind being recognized much, she feels great for just helping out, however sometimes she wants that attention. She's really an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and she knows it, yet she wont gloat.

Meaning of Lamiya- beautiful curls and dark lipped.

by Sunnynooo October 8, 2017

lazybones

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.

Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 21, 2019

Lazy lag

The disruption in the circadian rhythm that stems from doing nothing because of extended isolation and social distancing. This causes a distortion in the body's ability to adapt to its usual schedule.

Yinka: why are you still up at 2am
Jibs: I'm lazy lagged

by Yakesbaba April 6, 2020