lakers

Don't care what anybody says the Lakers are the greatest nba franchise ever. everybody hates on them but they but can't beat them. If you cant beat em then hate on em.
SoCals pride.
Austin: did you see the laker game yesterday?

Tyler: hell yeah! They beat boston by 22. Lakers 4 life!!!

Austin: Agreed.
by Lakers4life89 December 11, 2010
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Spurs got fucking laced in the second round 2004 son!

Derek Fisher cored their rectums out. He also removed their genitals and eyes.

Now bring on the next team so that Karl can shit on them and break their ribs.
Deaaaammm... is that Karl Malone over there? That mammal is benchin' about 700 lbs son! Yeah, them Lakers be clean.
by Huge Larry May 18, 2004
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The team that gets swept by the Detroit Pistons in game 4 of the 2004 NBA Finals. GO PISTONS! 2004 NBA CHAMPS!
Shaq, Kobe, Karl Malone, Gary Payton, and the rest of the dirty bastards on the Lakers got 0WN3D by the Pistons in the 2004 NBA Finals!
by Joe Rehnquist June 02, 2004
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A team that just keeps winning. Thier team consists of two men: A mutant named "project shaq" and a rapist called kobe. then there are a bunch of extras to take up space.
they fucking suck. good thing kobe is going to jail. the lakers aint gonna be shit after that.
by ballskac June 12, 2004
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A basketball team with god (Shaq) and the king of the kees (kobe)
by Supez May 22, 2004
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a team in LA that will never win a 4th championship because malone and payton r getting old and timberwolves r gonna kill them...they will also lose all their good players next year(2005)...LETS GO TIMBERWOLVES!!!
lakers r whack
by Yao Ming, Chau, Yao Yao May 24, 2004
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Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on.

The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.
The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.
by Laker fan June 04, 2005
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