Lactoemangulate

To open a milk carton from the wrong side.

Dude! There was something sticky on the "open" side of my milk carton so I had to lactoemangulate.......

by LtotheWtotheSSSSSSSSSSSS July 24, 2011

Lacomap

Another way of asking for nudes

You girl can I get some lacomap?

by timmyZtom February 16, 2020

Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.

I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.

by N.anno0o March 5, 2017

Lactomangulation

The act of making a mess of opening a cardboard milk carton, forcing you to use scissors to cut the innappropriate corner.

Bloke 1- "So, how was your day?"
Bloke 2- "Terrible. Plagued by lactomangulation, and my dog died."

by Mr Ned September 27, 2005

Lactobag

the milk generating organs which hang off of most mammals

Did you see the lactobags on that chick? I'd love to motorboat those things!

by andmes August 21, 2008

Lactoast

The condition of a lactose-intolerant person who drinks too much milk.

I told Jim not to drink our untreated milk. Now he's lactoast.

by ratissimus dorsi July 23, 2017

lactotarian

Lactotarian. Someone who lives primarily on breast milk, with the occasional chocolate donut.

I'm so sorry, I can't eat vegan, I am a lactotarian.

by ilookmarvlus June 10, 2024