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Labour

I offer a three pronged attack.
After all: "Education, Education, Education"- Tony Blair's 1997 New Labour Manifesto promise.

Labour: Generally Poor Supporters. Believe in re-distribution of income from the wealthy to give all walks of life equality of opportunity.

Conservatives: Generally Wealthy Supporters. Believe that whilst an equality of opportunity is important, people have worked hard to earn what they do and should not lose up to 50% of their hard earned income for it to be spent on a lost cause who gets pregnant at 13 as it is easier to claim benefits than find employment.

Chavs: Britain's new pandemic; courtesy of the Labour party's social policies.
Labour's Grand Idea: "Hey, I know, if we want to give every one an equality of opportunity, let's bring the standard down to such a dire state that it'll be easy to achieve. BRRUUUP BRRUP"
by DerekMahatijr June 5, 2009
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the political party who don't deserve your vote
by David Richardson April 6, 2005
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Labour

Better than a Tory, but that's not really saying much is it?
I heard Dave voted Labour. Good on him, at least he's not a xenophobic, ignorant Tory cunt like me
by Kjs1983 October 30, 2021
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OHH GODD THE LABOUR SHITS ARE COMING OUT!!!
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If you vote for Labour, you might as well be living in China or North Korea considering you're basically stripped of free speech and privacy. You can't even share a joke meme on Facebook without being arrested.
by UltimateDoge May 4, 2025
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Labour whore

One of the countless women that chased after the sex god that was Clement Richard Attlee.
Labour Whore: Is that the NHS in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Attlee: Yes, Labour whore. Yes I am. *lovemaking ensues*
by Labour17 January 14, 2009
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Labour Day Special

Engaging in sexual intercourse with your superior in the workplace.
Employee: You wanted to see me Mrs. Applesauce?
Employer: Henry, do know what a labour day special is?
Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.
by Dr. Whelan September 22, 2010
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