kwaked out

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

by weedoholic September 19, 2016

Kwakattak

Kwakattak (kwak-etak') v. An unyielding and overwhelmingly forceful show of dominance over an adversary, wherein the attacker implements either his erection or her dildo in an act of oral rape until a "quack" or vague duck-like sound comes from the back of the opponent's throat.

"Oh my god. That is disgusting. Clearly the victim was given a Kwakattak. Just look at the remnants of his throat where it was once attached to his esophogas. Someone call an ambulance, this guy is headed to the morgue."

by Kwakattak of Tanaris December 31, 2009

Kwak Pipe

Kwak (less commonly used full name "Pauwel Kwak") is a Belgian strong pale ale brewed by Brouwerij Bosteel in the town of Buggenhout, Belgium. Although a very good beer in its own right this particular Belgian ale is probably best known for its signature, branded glassware, which is a smaller version of a yard style glass complete with wooden stand. This type of drinking vessel was more traditionally known as a coachman's beer glass, reputedly designed to make it easier for drivers of horse-drawn carriages to be served beer while they were making stops along the road.

The "Kwak Pipe" is a roughly 10 inch high ensemble of branded Pauwel Kwak glass fitting into its also branded wooden stand with integrated handle, designed so that the glass, which is not stable on its own, can be handled within the wooden stand and holder.

The appearance of a Kwak served in its traditional glass at a bar is often a source of interest to other bargoers. It is not unusual for patrons seeing the glassware to pipe up with inquiries about the beer or orders for one of the same. The very signature glassware is what I personally refer to as a "Kwak Pipe".

Barkeep, be a good fellow and fetch me a refill on this Kwak Pipe!

by Hirschamania December 30, 2016

Kwakisurpineku

This is the incorrect response to a Japanese game show question. The penalty is being electrocuted. Also see Kwakisurpipiku

Sources: Saturday Night Live

Larry Templeton: Hey, excuse me, I won. What the heck are you doing here? Just a second here.. Emcee laughs MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!! Emcee prepares to ask question MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!! Emcee asks question I DON'T KNOW!!! Emcee prepares to pull electrical switch NO, WAIT!! WAIT!! I know it, I know it!! nervous Uh.. Kwa-.. ki-.. sur-.. pi-.. ne-.. ku..?

Emcee: Kwakisurpineku?

Larry Templeton: confident Yes! Kwakisurpineku! laughs

Emcee: Hunji! Does it count!

judges shake heads no

Larry Templeton: elated Kwakisurpineku! Kwakisurpineku!

gong sounds

Emcee: Ohhhh.. Kwa-ki-sur-pi-pi-ku! pulls electrical switch, shocking Larry

by Jacob Parker April 28, 2005

Kalki

The last and final avatar of Lord Vishnu in Hinduism. The supposed human name he will be known as is "Srinivaas". The great Srinivaas will allegedly create havoc and destroy the corrupt.He will save the innocent side of humanity and create a new era of peace and love.

Robert Sherman: What might happen on 2012?

Dr. Phimer: Well, one aspect of the dooms day event is that Srinivaas or Kalki will come and save the universe, but destroying the corrupt.

by Shiva Raman November 11, 2010

khalkhalash

The "catch all" name for Middle Eastern Dishes that people cannot pronounce; including but not limited to Makluba, Mensaf, Waraa Dawali and Msakhen. Courtesy of Homer Simpson and Sajda N.

Hey why don't you make Khalkhalash; you know the thing with the pureed chickpeas, garlic, salt and olive oil?

by A thug in these sreets December 2, 2007

Kwaku

In some African Countries, this name is given to boys who are born on wednesday

My name is Kwaku,I am from Ghana.

by Kwaku Amponsah October 23, 2007