kurtin

to be kind of certain about something or someone

Person 1: Hey are you going to Sara's party?
Person 2: I'm kurtin I'll be there, but no promises.

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

Facebook Kurting

Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.

Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.

by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011

Kurting

When you fascinate over a person so hard that you place a tiny camera under the rim of their toilet just to watch them poo poo.

Hey Rushy whats on tonight? Want to come for a beverage?

Nah mate I can't. I've been frothing super hard over this Sheila next door that I'm going to give her a Kurting. Once done im going to light some candles, play some Barry white and use to footage to dominate my shaft for hours. Thanks anyway

by Mcnaughty163 December 21, 2020

Kurtina

A male who is a pussy so his friends call him Kurtina.

Kurtina: Holy fuck these skates hurt... Imma take them off.
Friends: Okay Kurtina

by bazinga423 December 26, 2020