Kratos

One pissed off motherfucker

Shit man Kratos is pissed!

by Broyo December 14, 2009

Kratos Aurion

One of the coolest characters in Tales of Symphonia.

Kratos is a traitor to his friends, yet, he still helps them. WHY?

by The Moogle January 27, 2005

Kuato's Nose

An Outie belly button, (especially overweight people, who wear tight clothing).

Inspired by the mutant 'Kuato' in the film 'Total Recall' that's growing out the stomach of another character.

'Kuato's nose is in full effect with the curly haired man wearing the tight t-shirt'

by Shepperton Local June 28, 2007

Kratos Style

to beat someone up in an overly violent and often completely improvised way.

I'm totally gonna go Kratos style on that guy because he insulted me.

by frederick Davis October 29, 2010

Kratos

The ultimate sex move involving one guy, three chicks, four bottles of tequila, three full body casts, and a lamp.

Dude 1: Man, things got crazy, and I gave her a Kratos...

Dude 2: Jesus...really?!

Dude 1: Yeah, she's gonna be REALLY stiff when she wakes up from the coma...

Dude 2: Sparta would be proud...

by God, bitches. August 6, 2010

Kratos Messi

It is a version Kratos, but he is Messi

Look Kratos messi be ballin'.

by BlackOrion December 12, 2022

What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.

Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!

by Riot_man April 26, 2010