Krispy Kreme 

The act of making a girl squirt on your face by eating her out and then putting your face in the freezer until it freezes at which point you peal it off and eat it like a potato chip. Gurl you’ve just been krispy Kremed

That girls pussy tasted so good I just had to Krispy Kreme

Krispy Kreme by Luigi Malone February 9, 2018

Krispy Kreme 

Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.

"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning

Krispy Kreme by A2P June 11, 2006

Krispy Kreme 

Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper.

Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?"

Bill: "No"

Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."

Krispy Kreme by Krispykremefan4life August 8, 2012

Krispy Kreme 

Overpriced American crap masquerading as doughnuts. The price is ridiculous, the taste is disgusting and they are usually eaten by people with no sense of taste. Coming in numerous “flavours”, presumably to get people to continue trying them to find one that tastes other than sickeningly sweet. The company was founded by Vernon Rudolf in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in 1937 and has gone worldwide and downhill ever since. Apart from its revolting products the company is also well-known for its IPO and accounting scandals and is very quick to slope shoulders and drop the blame on someone. At the time of writing interest has been shown in its acquisition by the private German investment company JAB Beech, interesting as the company appears to have no outlets in Germany and, if they’ve got any sense, it never will have.

Krispy Kreme, the proof that, with enough advertising, you can get people to eat shit.

Krispy Kreme by AKACroatalin September 19, 2016

Krispy Kreme 

Police hangout

They all ate at Krispy Kreme.

Krispy Kreme by Kikaider June 27, 2003

Krispy Kreme Job 

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.

Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.

Krispy Kreme Job by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010

krispy kreme 

A % of what many peoples bodies are composed of.

Human body: 60% water, 20% krispy kreme, 20% other

krispy kreme by /Nickk June 11, 2006