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Get the Kelpa mug.A unit of time and energy, love and affection that you have to give yourself and others in your life. Everyone needs a certain amount to be happy and content and everyone has a finite amount to give to others. Some need more than others and some have more to give than others.
Coined by sex educator, author, and podcaster, Kidder Kaper on the Sex is Fun show to help make people aware that non-monogamy requires you to understand how much time, energy, love and affection you have to give to each new relationship you start.
Coined by sex educator, author, and podcaster, Kidder Kaper on the Sex is Fun show to help make people aware that non-monogamy requires you to understand how much time, energy, love and affection you have to give to each new relationship you start.
I've got just enough kreplits left to give you a back massage before bed.
If you have another child you won't reduce how much you love your existing children, but you will, by the very nature of time and energy, reduce the amount of kreplits you can give your other kids.
Love may have no bounds, but kreplits are always in limited supply.
To be successfully polyamorous, you need a lot of kreplits to keep everyone of your relationships healthy and happy.
If you have another child you won't reduce how much you love your existing children, but you will, by the very nature of time and energy, reduce the amount of kreplits you can give your other kids.
Love may have no bounds, but kreplits are always in limited supply.
To be successfully polyamorous, you need a lot of kreplits to keep everyone of your relationships healthy and happy.
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When something is so creepy, that it would even creep out Dr. Algernop Krieger from ISIS/CIA (Character from the TV Show "Archer")
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Get the kreps mug.A badass character in the Artemis Fowl book series. At the start of the series he is Captain, but is promoted to Major and eventually to Commander. He apparently changed his name to Trouble at his manhood ceremony, having just been accepted into the Lower Elements Police (LEP) Academy. He is Grub Kelp's older brother. Trouble is mentioned throughout the series, and in some books there are a few pages (chapters, in the case of The Arctic Incident) told from his point of view.
"LEPRetrieval One were the best and the brightest. It was every little fairy's dream that one day he would grow up to don the stealth-black jumpsuit of the Retrieval commandos. These were the elite. Trouble was their middle name. In the case of Captain Trouble Kelp, trouble was actually his first name" (Colfer 184).
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