A name for a human male. Typically spelled Craig, but can be spelled Kraig for aesthetic purposes. Kraig is a name and it has no effect whatsoever on a person's personality.
by michaeljnotasinfox April 19, 2013
The most ugly, vile, repulsive, appalling, awful, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, foul, frightful, grisly, gross, grotesque, hard-featured, hideous, homely, horrid, ill-favored, loathsome, misshapen, monstrous, not much to look at, plain, repelling, repugnant, revolting, unbeautiful, uncomely, uninviting, unlovely, unprepossessing, unseemly, unsightly, abject, abominable, cheap, coarse, common, contemptible, corrupt, depraved, despicable, disgraceful, dishonorable, disreputable, foul, grovelling, humble, ignoble, immoral, indelicate, loathsome, lowly, mean, menial, offensive, paltry, pitiful, plebeian, poor, scandalous, servile, shameful, shoddy, sleazy, sordid, sorry, squalid, trashy, ugly, unworthy, vile, worthless, wretched, awful, beastly, dirty, disagreeable, fierce, filthy, foul, gross, grubby, hellish, horrible, horrid, icky, impure, loathsome, lousy, malodorous, mephitic, murderous, nauseating, noisome, noxious, objectionable, obnoxious, obscene, odious, ornery, outrageous, poison, polluted, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rough, sickening, soiled, squalid, stinking, tough, unappetizing, unclean, uncleanly, ungodly, unholy, unpleasant, vile, vulgar human being to every crawl out of the sewers.
by 'h;iuadsh April 19, 2013
Kraigs often think they are the best. They like to prance around in there grandmas home made slippers and ugly whitey tighteys when they are at home alone. Infront of people a Kraig likes to think he is a gangster, while spitting out pre planned rap's. Kraigs are often quite humorous though, but likes to know that he is pissing everyone off and thier sweet little grandmother. Kraigs are a one of a kind person. They are good and truthful friends, but often tend to get under your skin, it makes you want to rip that ginger, pube like hair off there chin.
Molly: dude that guy never shuts up!
Anna: i know im about to rip those red pubes off that stupid Kraigs chin!
Anna: i know im about to rip those red pubes off that stupid Kraigs chin!
by onabitch April 16, 2010
A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.
by Assman December 03, 2004
basically the coolest guy ever state champion wrestler and sex god women flock to him and he does what he wants also refered to as an american bad ass
by cradlekraig July 21, 2009
A Kraig Kross is how you describe it when a man crosses his legs like a woman. This man is usually feminine, with questionable sexual boundaries. Often times they will have a lisp of some sort and an uncanny resemblance to Beeker the Muppet. In fact, a man who executes a Kraig Kross is almost always a ginger.
"John did a kraig kross tonight."
"That's always the first mistake in turning yourself into an inanimate object in a woman's eyes"
"You're right. John is now a lampshade."
"That's always the first mistake in turning yourself into an inanimate object in a woman's eyes"
"You're right. John is now a lampshade."
by the_slibs August 13, 2011