Oballa Komba

Totem for bad luck. You can use it on your friends.

A Person: Pff, i am so good at this game.
2. Person: OBALLA KOMBA OBALLA KOMBA OBALLA KOMBA

by PasliGonlunAynasi April 19, 2021

Mortal Kumbat

When near the climax of intercourse, the man pulls out and yells "FINISH HER", spits his man juice in her face, then says "Fatality". If she is a team player, she won't mind making some dying groans.

Dude, I totally owned that girl last night with Mortal Kumbat.

by Lou Kame April 8, 2009

Pulling a Koumpa

1. Getting a girl drunk enough to have sex with you.
2. Fail.
3. Puke on said girl while she is passed out.
4. Convince girl she threw up on both of you.
5. Watch her clean up your vomit.
6. Guilt girl into sex.
7. Win.

Where's Peter?

In the room with that girl.

Do you think he is pulling a Koumpa?

Probably. I don't think all that grunting is her...

by Vomit Comet February 20, 2011

Mortal Kombat X

A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?

Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?

Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!

Boy: *faints*

by Davcoll, the swag monkey thing May 1, 2015

Kombayn Nikoladze

The main villain in the first splinter cell for Xbox and PS2. He was the president of the former republic of Georgia before he invaded Azerbaijan and jacked all their oil.

Kombayn is a good man who has strong influential and govenmental success.

by Loks July 7, 2005

mortal kombat

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.

Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.

by AYB October 16, 2003

mortal kombat

A game that makes every hardcore gamer that remebers it from back in 1992 to shed tears of untold joy.A game that every gamer wants it to play until his last breath.The game that has two of this side of the universe at least kick ass characters. Scorpion and Sub-Zero.And hope to have unlimited sequels.PLAY IT NOW!

Shao Kahn:Finish him...
Sub-Zero:Krrr...KKKK!!!(Head rip with spine).

by Alex. February 15, 2005