A vagina ranking with foul odor and wretched aesthetics. Often resembling the ass of a femal chimpanzee in heat coupled with oily discharge.

Verb; act of being a koos slabber

N. You should have seen the shit can of a vagina on this chick. It looked like a butchers waste basket. A real koos slabber.

V. Frank is being a real koos slabber

Koos Slabber by thepeachcobbler November 30, 2017

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the Koos Poep

a large male homosapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles

triangular shaped face
pink panther like

very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair

it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els

hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat

Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"

Only one male specimen (the Koos Poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at Kirsty Bouch's house.

the Koos Poep by not till bauer at all May 27, 2009

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