n. A man of great flamboyance and homoseuality; any individual whom may be user of high sheen and/or flashy 42-sided trianges; One sick son of a bitch!
v. To ruin or decrease and specified object in value (monitary, sentimental, or otherwise); To have very little or negative aesthetic value; The act of editing poorly; To do much of anything poorly.
A two-sided device used for self-pleasure for both males and females. First known Koop-Alla is made of a half gallon milk container and a water bottle.
Scott: I wish my girlfriend didn't break up with me the other night. Now im really lonely.
Ed: If you want, you can borrow my Koop-Alla 500,000. Just clean it when your done.