First of all a what?! Exactly! Unique and awe inspiring a Konita does not come around but once in a lifetime. She can play rough and play nice both in and out of the bedroom. She is always up for a great laugh but be careful her jokes might have some spice to them. Exotic as they come her figure can hypnotize you into embracing the wild side of life. Do NOT cross her or you will be assassinated.
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Donkey Konging is used as a verb.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
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Get the konging mug.It is a sword fight of cocks in an orgy. Kognities are often found in frat houses. Just because you had a kognity doesn't mean you are gay. They are often used as a manner to prove your loyalty to gangs and etc.
"Man, last night the kognity drained my"
"last night all the girls watched us have kognity"
"To get into the gang they made me have a kognity!"
"last night all the girls watched us have kognity"
"To get into the gang they made me have a kognity!"
by icewallow_come August 5, 2019
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Verb
The act of lifting an empty keg above one's head, and pursing a busy section of a party with it in the previously stated position. If one so desires they may also choose to throw the keg from this position at the person who tapped the keg (for they are the kremlin.)
History:
Donkey Kong--who paid 5 dollars to get into a house party--became enraged when he found that the person in front of him had tapped the keg-- after realizing this, his first impulse was to chase the kremlin with the keg raised high above his head, in hopes to assault the beast.
a formal thanks must be given to a friend-Tony-who first successfully completed the action.
Verb
The act of lifting an empty keg above one's head, and pursing a busy section of a party with it in the previously stated position. If one so desires they may also choose to throw the keg from this position at the person who tapped the keg (for they are the kremlin.)
History:
Donkey Kong--who paid 5 dollars to get into a house party--became enraged when he found that the person in front of him had tapped the keg-- after realizing this, his first impulse was to chase the kremlin with the keg raised high above his head, in hopes to assault the beast.
a formal thanks must be given to a friend-Tony-who first successfully completed the action.
John: Shit man where'd the keg go.
Steve: Dude, Paul ran off donkey kongin' that shit to get that fuckin' kremlin Dan.
John: Oh word? He's totally fucked.
Steve: Dude, Paul ran off donkey kongin' that shit to get that fuckin' kremlin Dan.
John: Oh word? He's totally fucked.
by Joe and Walsh (BU) January 3, 2010
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