A person who is deluded enough to believe that Kolkata (the formerly prosperous capital of West Bengal, India) is the best city in India (if not in the world) in most aspects and that its people are culturally or intellectually superior to other human beings.
He / she is often born and brought up in Kolkata and has experienced very little of the outside world, except through the lens of racial superiority. He / she prefers to live in denial about the backwardness of Kolkata (and of West Bengal) and gets triggered by any criticism of Kolkata.
He / she is often born and brought up in Kolkata and has experienced very little of the outside world, except through the lens of racial superiority. He / she prefers to live in denial about the backwardness of Kolkata (and of West Bengal) and gets triggered by any criticism of Kolkata.
Normal person: There are hardly any new jobs created in Kolkata, or in West Bengal for that matter. Most well-educated people have to leave their homelands for their livelihoods.
Kolkatard: So what? Where else would you find aloo in biryani?
Normal person: Why are politics so violent in and around Kolkata? Why do you have gunshots and bomb blasts during municipal elections?
Kolkatard: West Bengal is the land of revolutionary politics and has was always been violent. If you can't survive a few bullets, stay away from our politics.
Kolkatard: So what? Where else would you find aloo in biryani?
Normal person: Why are politics so violent in and around Kolkata? Why do you have gunshots and bomb blasts during municipal elections?
Kolkatard: West Bengal is the land of revolutionary politics and has was always been violent. If you can't survive a few bullets, stay away from our politics.
by Bengal Hippo April 10, 2022
Get the Kolkatard mug.
Related Words
kolkka • Koleka • Kolkata • Kolkata knight rider • kokkai • KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF • Koleka problem • Kolika • KOLKATA FF • Kolkatard
The Kolkata Sewer Pipe refers to a person’s ring hole. Other names given to the Kolkata Sewer Pipe are: Sphincter, arse (ass), poo shoot, Khyber Pass, crack, bum, crevice and back door to name but a few.
Me mate Timbo has been smashin the porcelain all day. It seems the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe is working over time.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.
by Davo Koala Pants August 5, 2019
Get the Kolkata Sewer Pipe mug.The Shiore Kokkaku disease is a fictional disease where the victim of self hate and thoughts of suicide begins to slowly watch their skin wither which will eventually lead to an inevitable death. Victims contract the disease through almost successfully killing themselves but surviving. Their skin then slowly starts to wither until nothing is left but their bones. The disease has no cure but it can be slowed down. By having the victim find happiness in their life, and by slowing gaining a better mental health state, the Shiore Kokkaku disease will stop spreading. However the effects are irreversible and the patient will eventually die.
Ex : I wish there was a way to escape the fate of the Shiore Kokkaku disease, but I’ll eventually have to come to terms with reality...
by p a p e r f i r e March 27, 2021
Get the The Shiore Kokkaku Disease mug.Koleka's are wonderful people. If you ever meet one, know that you are very lucky to experience such greatness in your lifetime.
Koleka's are wildly ambitious, they are powerful and remarkable human beings. Koleka's are exceptionally talented and smart, highly sensitive and intuitive, warm and funny, fun, free, fiery go-getters. They have incredible vision and they will not back down from a challenge, and they exceed every expectation you've had of them.
Koleka's are at their best when they are loved, treated with kindness and tenderness and when you give them the freedom to just be who they are. Although they have a dazzling and magnetic aura, they are surprisingly shy and can be a bit of an introvert. If you respect them and their space, they'll give you more than you imagined in return.
If you ever come across such a rare gem, don't make it weird and awkward for them - they know you are starstruck.
Koleka's are wildly ambitious, they are powerful and remarkable human beings. Koleka's are exceptionally talented and smart, highly sensitive and intuitive, warm and funny, fun, free, fiery go-getters. They have incredible vision and they will not back down from a challenge, and they exceed every expectation you've had of them.
Koleka's are at their best when they are loved, treated with kindness and tenderness and when you give them the freedom to just be who they are. Although they have a dazzling and magnetic aura, they are surprisingly shy and can be a bit of an introvert. If you respect them and their space, they'll give you more than you imagined in return.
If you ever come across such a rare gem, don't make it weird and awkward for them - they know you are starstruck.
by mr_moon November 22, 2021
Get the Koleka mug.City in India, a.k.a Calcutta. Capital of the state of West Bengal in the eastern part of the country. Kolkata is known for its association with Mother Teresa and the Missionaries of Charity.
An unimpressive city, some parts are very dirty. Not recommended for visiting.
An unimpressive city, some parts are very dirty. Not recommended for visiting.
by Abhishek Mitra April 26, 2006
Get the Kolkata mug.Kolkata FF is a Game where people Played on Numbers. Kolkata FF required Sure Kolkata FF Tips & Daily searching for Kolkata Fatafat Result at Kolkata FF website.
To Get Sure Kolkata FF Tips with Confirm Kolkata FF Result Call Now - 09669776556 Kapil Da.
To Get Sure Kolkata FF Tips with Confirm Kolkata FF Result Call Now - 09669776556 Kapil Da.
Kolkata FF, Kolkata FF tips, Kolkata ff results, Kolkata fatafat, Kolkata FF ghosh babu tips, Kolkata fatafat result today, Kolkata Fatafat tips Today.
by Kolkata FF March 1, 2023
Get the KOLKATA FF mug.