Kojak

A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.

USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!

by Piranha March 25, 2005

Kojak

A mixture of cocaine and Prozac. Best taken nasally.

'A couple of lines of Kojak and I wasn't depressed for a month. Who loves ya, baby? No-one, and I don't care!'

by Oddwards October 4, 2008

Kojak

Person with an abnormal huge nose

noun

Synonyms: Pinocchio, Squidward

Mark got punched in the nose and turned into a Kojak

by Kojaks September 20, 2017

Kojak

A smoking hot, naturally bald, or balding man. This coveted man may also be considered a fox, solely due to his balding. He owns it. He is not wanting for confidence, or hair.

"Yo dude, I am really worried about my gf travelling for work. Her assistant is a real Kojak.."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."

by Darknlovelyali July 22, 2018

kojak with a kodak

a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.

trucker CB lingo.

Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.

10-4, good buddy.

by elemental July 8, 2005

kojak spot

A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.

I scored the Kojak spot out front!

by Jimbonator December 4, 2004

Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004